Take a look through our stock and maybe purchase a gift for a Mole, Rat, Otter or other critter that’s close to you. New items are regularly added.

Perfect for the Otters in your life. This high quality mask and snorkel are perfect for navigating the rivers and waterways.
£3,000 Sorry – Sold Out

A duel pipe version of our ever popular pollution beating snorkel kit. Eyes, nose and mouth are fully enclosed to fend off even the nastiest of bugs.
£6,750 Sorry – Sold Out

For the short (or long) sighted reader in your life. They won’t need to visit Specsavers if you buy these wonderful glasses. Let them see the world with all of those rosy tints that they’ve been missing.
£1,975 (per lens) Frames from 6/8d
Sorry – Sold Out

These are the genuine article. Impress your friends with these Aviator sunnies. You want to look like Elvis? You want to look like a Badger? Now is your chance.
Sold as a set with a real badger-hair/Elvis wig to complete your image.
£12 10/6d Sorry – Sold Out

Your chance to stay warm this winter AND look like a complete twit.
This Moley inspired scarf is made with 100% mole and rat hair to give it the authentic “Burrow Pong”.
£99 19/11d per yard. Tassels extra.
Sorry – Sold Out

Bring some order-order to your life and keep your weasely friends in check.
Beautifully made of sustainably grown willow – this gavel is sure to hit the mark.
19/11d (or £250 with sleepy judge included) Sorry – Sold Out
